local man buys a laptop just for a lan

2f2f directional dinosaurs is a banger

10k prizepool very tempting… who tryna make a pug team

Excited to see these gamers play at another LAN :) (altho ive sadly moved back to the US so won’t be able to attend)

switch mental for mechanics and u have the optimal pug team (banny and habib commanding a brigade of DM apes)

i started typing these and got a little carried away, pretty entertaining meme to think about

im just imagining young thug playing roamer and doing most bizarre plays imaginable but somehow killing the med
lil b would be the one guy in the pub who’s willing to play med (highly based)
earl would be a depressed soldier or med main
yung lean would play pyro in tf2center
i feel like wu tang would be like an entire crew that for some reason is super into bball
eminem would absolutely be a sniper or spy main who everyone hates (leaky?)
drake would be a pub stomper who thinks he’s hot shit but refuses to play comp, whilst calling himself a comp player
jpegmafia would be an invite player who tries his hardest to shit on drake and expose him for how bad he is
lil wayne would literally just be habib
2chainz would be the absolute stupidest player on the planet but who has hilarious shit talk (prob a roamer or flank scout)
not rly a rapper but j dilla would totally be the type of guy who watches demos and plays the game all day and invents some crazy shit (maybe a roamer with sick jumps or timings)
feel like boldy james would be a demo main with mad smooth aim and hits nasty shots but doesn’t react (“meds dead, whatever”)
westside gunn would be a demo main who goes apeshit (“BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM”) after he gets a kill but isnt actually good
feel like curren$y would just be rekuso barred out playing pugs in slow mo
i can totally see vince staples saying ‘give demo a glock’ lmao
aesop rock would be some crazy surfer or jumper main who doesn’t speak ever and is an enigma
im dying thinking about travis being a roamer main who just screams ITS LIT every time he hits an airshot

dj big gyg blessing us with Rosetta's Fridge Stone

wait i think ur onto something

spello made a little video of dante mad long ago and it has a perfect encapsulation of the mge movement squid was talking about (and funny enough its him killing squid in the timestamp): https://youtu.be/AbZRdUjgNIk?t=44

would love to hear squids thought on that original HRG team with anonemouse/loronix/dante
i played w spello and mgib who were both good friends with those guys and theyd tell me stories about loronix's crazy training regimen and shit like that but idr the details

wasnt gonna (do an actual) post here but i saw some shit like this on twitter as well and its so ignorant to assume shit like this, its just pretending u know everything behind the scenes and making up whatever narrative u can to frame the guy u dont like (banny) in a negative light

if it wasnt obvious enough, (afaik) they asked plenty of other meds but weren't able to find people interested, simple as that

i also heard some conspiracy type shit about how 'banny purposefully chose hubida cuz nursey mentored him!', like im sorry but if u seriously believe shit like this idk what to even tell u

not to say im defending him in any way, from mopsys post it seems like the dude has some definite transphobic shit going on and methinks those underlying views/biases will take a while to fully go away even if he is trying to change

wake up babe new mustard poast

i dont even like seafood but clam chowder is kinda just objectively yummy (boston propaganda etc etc)

the real mans move is to sear it (w salt n pepper ofc) then baste in butter w/ garlic & rosemary

hi gamers i am a Bored Neetling now located in Europe and i would like to play Video Games with Other bored Neetlings

i figure theres gotta be some rats who play civ or tabletop simulator over here across the pond

playing med for 10 seasons in invite has transformed me into a full blown Wackaloon